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Just say that you wanna kill me from the beginning!! You little MOFO!!
I’m going to die like Cleopatra. Or something xoxo
Uhh dude I love spiders and snakes and frogs that won’t help at all. I’ll just go all animal whisperer on them
Why is this so funny I don’t understand
(c’est marrant, j’ai toujours pensé qu’un coup de chevrotine entre les deux yeux ça marchait bien aussi)
Gotchu Covered Kez.
I’m not a big fan of the whole spider business, but snakes and frogs won’t bother me. Hang on, WHO THE HELL EVEN THOUGHT...
DON’T TELL PEOPLE TO KILL ME WITH SPIDERS YOU SICK PSYCHOTIC BASTARD.
…..at least my death will be memorable.
IF SOMEONE KILLS ME BY FROGS I SWEAR TO GOD FNDJFNFSDGGS
hahaha. so me running for my dad to kill the big spider in the corner of the bathroom was totally warranted. :)
…if you’re relying on them being predictable, wouldn’t it be waaaay easier to just wait wherever you’re predicting them...
This is my favourite
OMG… Yes this would work on me quite well. Spiders are my arch nemesis! I once had Tarantula’s MIGRATE through my yard....
Now I know what to watch out for. Though if you get a poisonous spider anywhere in my view or spider sensor, I abscond...